Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it)


Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it)

My new cat names

(06:48:04 PM) Mum: I want to get 6 cats and name them all damn
(06:48:16 PM) Mum: but I will call them by their last names
(06:49:30 PM) Mum: Skippy, Straight, Right, It, You and Yankee
(06:49:54 PM) Mum: maybe 7 and his last name will be Fool

(06:48:04 PM) Mum: I want to get 6 cats and name them all damn
(06:48:16 PM) Mum: but I will call them by their last names
(06:49:30 PM) Mum: Skippy, Straight, Right, It, You and Yankee
(06:49:54 PM) Mum: maybe 7 and his last name will be Fool

(06:48:04 PM) Mum: I want to get 6 cats and name them all damn
(06:48:16 PM) Mum: but I will call them by their last names
(06:49:30 PM) Mum: Skippy, Straight, Right, It, You and Yankee
(06:49:54 PM) Mum: maybe 7 and his last name will be Fool

Tech Support

Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop”.
Customer: “OK”.
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No”.
Tech Support: “OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No”.
Tech Support: “OK. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure. You told me to write “click” and I wrote “click””.
Tech Support: “OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the “OK” button displayed?”
Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”
— Dark Roasted Blend: Best of Office Comedy

Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop”.
Customer: “OK”.
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No”.
Tech Support: “OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No”.
Tech Support: “OK. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure. You told me to write “click” and I wrote “click””.
Tech Support: “OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the “OK” button displayed?”
Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”
— Dark Roasted Blend: Best of Office Comedy

Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop”.
Customer: “OK”.
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No”.
Tech Support: “OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No”.
Tech Support: “OK. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure. You told me to write “click” and I wrote “click””.
Tech Support: “OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the “OK” button displayed?”
Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”
— Dark Roasted Blend: Best of Office Comedy

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