Month: January 2009
If you have never read BOFH you should check this out.
Here is the complete listing of BOFH stories.
http://members.iinet.net.au/~bofh/
Here is the complete listing of BOFH stories.
http://members.iinet.net.au/~bofh/
Hard Drive weight increasing?
Hard Drive weight increasing?
http://social.answers.microsoft.com/Forums/en-US/vistahardware/thread/720108ee-0a9c-4090-b62d-bbd5cb1a7605
You be the judge.
Hard Drive weight increasing?
http://social.answers.microsoft.com/Forums/en-US/vistahardware/thread/720108ee-0a9c-4090-b62d-bbd5cb1a7605
You be the judge.
Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it)
You have to read it to believe it
The stalled Server room
The stalled Server room
The stalled Server room
The stalled Server room
The stalled Server room
The stalled Server room
Ant City
My new cat names
(06:48:04 PM) Mum: I want to get 6 cats and name them all damn
(06:48:16 PM) Mum: but I will call them by their last names
(06:49:30 PM) Mum: Skippy, Straight, Right, It, You and Yankee
(06:49:54 PM) Mum: maybe 7 and his last name will be Fool
(06:48:04 PM) Mum: I want to get 6 cats and name them all damn
(06:48:16 PM) Mum: but I will call them by their last names
(06:49:30 PM) Mum: Skippy, Straight, Right, It, You and Yankee
(06:49:54 PM) Mum: maybe 7 and his last name will be Fool
(06:48:04 PM) Mum: I want to get 6 cats and name them all damn
(06:48:16 PM) Mum: but I will call them by their last names
(06:49:30 PM) Mum: Skippy, Straight, Right, It, You and Yankee
(06:49:54 PM) Mum: maybe 7 and his last name will be Fool
Tech Support
Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop”.
Customer: “OK”.
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No”.
Tech Support: “OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No”.
Tech Support: “OK. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure. You told me to write “click” and I wrote “click””.
Tech Support: “OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the “OK” button displayed?”
Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”
— Dark Roasted Blend: Best of Office Comedy
Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop”.
Customer: “OK”.
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No”.
Tech Support: “OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No”.
Tech Support: “OK. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure. You told me to write “click” and I wrote “click””.
Tech Support: “OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the “OK” button displayed?”
Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”
— Dark Roasted Blend: Best of Office Comedy
Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop”.
Customer: “OK”.
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No”.
Tech Support: “OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No”.
Tech Support: “OK. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure. You told me to write “click” and I wrote “click””.
Tech Support: “OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the “OK” button displayed?”
Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”
— Dark Roasted Blend: Best of Office Comedy